Scrolling through Pinterest I came across something called a
‘manifestation board’. I have no idea what one is, but I liked it instantly. My brain had one of those purely emotional
reactions before reason has a chance to kick in and I thought to myself “Ooooo,
pretty, good idea, do that.” And then
reason kicked in and I thought, “Shit, I need serious fucking help”. For
clarification, I mean mental help, counseling NOT help creating the perfect manifestation
board.
A manifestation board?!? A MANIFESTATION
BOARD??!! I honestly thought for one
moment that by creating this magical manifestation board in my home my dreams
would come true. I had a spot for it,
well, two spots I was debating which location would be best. Like a gene, or voodoo, or osmosis this would
be my ticket. What’s your dream job?
Celebrity you’ve always wanted to meet? Just
slap a picture up there and BOOM!
Publisher’s Clearing house is at your door.
Then I put even more thought into it: I thought to myself, I
already have manifestation boards, they’re called my Pinterest! I have like 6 of them! One is called ‘My Style’ one is ‘For the Home’
and ‘Future Lake House’. None of the
things I pin ever manifest thought. So,
am I doing it wrong? Does it not work in
the Cloud? Are virtual manifestation boards less effective than actual ones?
I seriously considered testing the theory. I mentioned it to a friend, she told me it
seriously works. Not only do the boards
work, but yes, actual boards work better than the virtual ones. Then I remembered that she was my friend who
read one of those Power of Positive Thinking
books. I work for the government people,
I do not live in that world.
I liked the board I saw.
It was cork, and had pretty colored tape holding all the pictures
up. Pictures of art and birds and Eiffel
towers. It was all pretty pale pinks and
gold. I can’t do it though. If I tried it my board would probably look
too much like real life, and I don’t need real life to manifest any more than
it already has.
Don’t get me wrong, if you have one of these, it’s clear
from my tone that I actually envy you and your board of dreams. Or board of almost reality. However you want to look at it. I mean, I’m still stuck over here with
nothing better than wishful thinking to help my dreams come true! So keep up the hard work and dedication, the cutting,
the clipping, trimming, and (actual) pinning.
I wish you nothing but the best manifests.
