This is moderately appropriate because today is April Fools Day. Only moderately so because today is a day to joke about things that are not true, to tell funny little lies, falsities. However, the following are not lies and they are not funny. In fact, I guess they have nothing to do with April Fools Day, unless of course you count the fact that April Fools Day is for fools and anyone who dares discount all that is Chuck Norris is a fool.
Chuck Norris facts are the absolute best. Nothing can rock my world like a well told Norris fact. However, they are more like scripture than fun facts.
Thus, I present to you the word according to the Book of Norris:
1. Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
2. The Bible was originally titled, "Chuck Norris and friends"
3. Chuck Norris can will a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
4. Chuck Norris once ate and entire bottle of sleeping pills, they made him blink.
5. They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was one problem: It wouldn't take shit from anyone.
6. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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